Just discovered one of my cory catfish is missing an eyeball. And I think Halifax is to blame.
Halifax is a fucking dick. Putting him in a separate bowl tomorrow.
I almost cried. The cory just looks pathetic and I feel like I’ve failed as a fish parent.
xo.
>Gonna be the flashiest motherfucker at graduation.
Took me two days but it’s worth it. I’m a true Arts, Media, Culture major.
xo.
Had a moderate crush on a cashier at Bartells.
After creeping like a boss and finding his FB, no longer have a crush on a cashier at Bartells.
FACEBOOK RUINS LIVES.
xo.
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I hope this is explained in a lengthy biography one day - The Ballad of Alex and Kenneth the Page
WUT
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